Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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