My brain says no but my pants say off.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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