ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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