She's JV to your varsity
I just cut my nipple shaving
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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