Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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