Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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