Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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