And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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