Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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