So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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