You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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