Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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