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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
