Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I have aggressive nipples.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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