Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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