are you so shy because you have an std?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I enjoy the company of your penis
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
do nipples grow back?
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