So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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