i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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