Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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