Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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