Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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