i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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