i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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