I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
They took my balls.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize