when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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