Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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