next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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