I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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