Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
dude i'm inner monologue high
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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