just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
jump out the window naked night went bad
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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