i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
There's always time for handjobs
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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