on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he puts the penis in happiness.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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