I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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