I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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