Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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