I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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