well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We just shotgunned beers for America
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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