so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't deserve a penis
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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