i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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