sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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