So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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