Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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