This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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