Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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