for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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