Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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I don't want my vagina anymore.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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