I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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