Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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