so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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