ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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