My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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