I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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