i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We're using joints as your birthday candles
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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