i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
