two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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