We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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