i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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