he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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